This is a random post, but I think it is really funny. Last week, one of my students raised their hands and said, "Mrs. Gonzalez, there is something I really have to tell you." I was thinking, "Oh no, what is it now??" because this students always says retarted things in class. Anyway...I let her tell me, and this is what she said: "This morning I was out in the hallway and you were out there too talking to some students. You were bent over and your crack was showing. It was like a mile long and it was whiiiiite." Oh my gosh! And everyone in the class is cracking (no pun intended) up! I was laughing to, of course, because my crack NEVER shows that I'm aware of. I always make sure I am crack-free. But not that day, apparently. So I try to get the kids back on track so we can continue with class. But for the next few minutes they keep on chatting and laughing about this new-found information. Then I told them: "I know you get a kick out of my crack, but you guys need to settle down." All was lost after that. Kids were falling out of their seats, crying, and laughing so hard there was no sound coming out. I know it was my fault, but I just couldn't contain myself.
Moral of the story: Check your crack and make sure ain't showin', or you will never hear the end of it!
Moral of the story: Check your crack and make sure ain't showin', or you will never hear the end of it!
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hahah!! That is so funny! I hope you are more careful about that in the future, although, I have quite a problem with that as you know. I think you would hear some funny things being a 6th grade teacher!
Yeah just today a boy said his shoulder blades stick out in back and it looks like he has boobs on his back. Oh yes, that was quite funny, especially when they kept talking about it in my class over and over again!
Ok, that is way too funny! Love the pic
Oh my gosh.........I think I would die for minute. But what do you do? Atta girl, laugh with 'em!! Anyway, I found your link from someone else's so you don't have to send it to me!! Thanks!! You should have gotten a link to mine, so there you go!!
That is the most disgusting picture I've ever seen Tammy! But, thanks for the warning. And yes, Stacie, we do know you have a problem with that. Especially when we lived in Snowview, I always had to get after you for that. :)
that is so funny! way to roll with the punches and send em right back at them! and yes stac...we'll have to keep working on that one with you, love.
picture=DISGUSTOMUNDO!
yay- I am so glad you are teaching. This will probably be one of those great memories you will keep forever. Gotta love those darn kids. I am glad we can stay in touch. This makes me miss you!
Ah Sarah! I wish that we were still going to school, just so I can see all my English buddies! Yeah, for sure about the kids. They are memories for sure and I do have fun with them most of the time. It definetly is A LOT of work though! :)
Tammy, you crack me up! (Pun intended) Sorry I just had to write it that way. Wow! Kids are so honest.
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